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ballpoint Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 16 hours ago, fasteddie said: … if not to everyone's taste. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 2 hours ago, ballpoint said: … if not to everyone's taste. Was it number 69 in the ladybird series or were they just b*ggering about? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 So now I just have to play (with) myself! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post scottiejohn Posted February 26, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted February 26, 2019 NURSERY RHYMES UPDATED FOR THE 21. CENTURY Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won ten grand with Claims Direct. It's raining, its pouring Of course its global warming. Jack and Jill went into town To fetch some chips and sweeties Now he can't keep his heart rate down And she's got diabetes. Georgie Porgie pudding and pie Kissed the girls and made them cry When the boys came out to play He kissed them too coz he was gay. Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon 10,000 volts went up it's *rse And turned it's wool to nylon. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Just now, scottiejohn said: Was it number 69 in the ladybird series or were they just b*ggering about? B*ggering about was actually number 2 in the Ladyboy series. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post scottiejohn Posted February 26, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted February 26, 2019 I went to the swimming and after a while I needed to relieve myself so I decided to have a sneaky p*ss in the deep end. The Lifeguard must have noticed...as he blew his whistle so bleeding loud I nearly fell in! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 I went to the chip shop and asked for a jumbo sausage. The bloke said, "It won't be long" I said,"It better be!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 7 minutes ago, ballpoint said: B*ggering about was actually number 2 in the Ladyboy series. I didn't see that coming, as I bite my lip! Sorry I just made an *rse of that but come on with some more entry level inputs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post scottiejohn Posted February 27, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2019 Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping next to you and feel glad that you are alive? Well I just did. Apparently I'm not allowed on this airline again!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Paddy and Mary decide to try a 69. Paddy's never done one before so Mary says she'll show him. She tells him to lie on the floor and squats over him. As she lowers herself onto his face she inadvertently passes wind. Apologizing she has a second attempt but lets rip again. Paddy jumps up and storms out yelling "Ill be stuffed if I'm hanging around for 67 more of them!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Honest I am not getting at any specific poster on this forum!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post scottiejohn Posted February 27, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2019 The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating'." Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but as I said to Molly I wanted you to use the word fascinate'." Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!" 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andrew Dwyer Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Honest I am not getting at any specific poster on this forum!!Y’all jokin’ me ?? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted February 28, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted February 28, 2019 20 hours ago, scottiejohn said: Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping next to you and feel glad that you are alive? Well I just did. Apparently I'm not allowed on this airline again!! Thank god for that! And you're a lousy kisser. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 3 hours ago, ballpoint said: Thank god for that! And you're a lousy kisser. Big mouth! ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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