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BANGKOK 23 March 2019 06:19

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After thrashing away for a good five minutes, the man lay back on the bed smiling smugly. 
"How was it for you, darling, was it really good?" 
"Quite painless actually," she replied.

"I never felt a thing." 

   

 
If only the young man had been more sexually experienced and better read! 
When she asked him if he fancied something from the Karma Sutra, he replied,

"Thanks, but not for me. Indian food has me sick all night." 
 

"Oh Tracy, I love you," he simpered. "Please tell me there's no one else in your life." 
"Of course there's no one else," she replied. "Do you think  
I'd go to the cinema with a nerd like you, if there was another man around?" 

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The 16-year-old son of the house was smitten with the au pair who looked after his baby sister. He was sure he was in love and did all he could to attract her attention. Finally, his efforts were successful and he enticed the au pair into bed when his parents were out. 
But to his horror, he couldn't get Percy to rise and felt profoundly embarrassed. 
"Don't worry about it," said the au pair gently.

 

"Sometimes this happens to your father as well." 

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On 1/16/2019 at 11:07 PM, chickenslegs said:

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The Dentist said he couldn't pull it out at the moment but he would be very happy to fill it for her for as long as she wanted!

She was numb with shock when the stuttering Gynecologist just turned a blind eye and lent a hand, or two, to get on with it and then apologised for his poor delivery.

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On 1/17/2019 at 3:06 PM, Andrew Dwyer said:

The cheesiest pick up line I have ever seen !!

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I don't want to pick any holes in your post but don't you need crackers, sorry don't you need to be crackers, to park this on us as Jacob said?

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11 minutes ago, VocalNeal said:

^ that takes the biscuit.

Oh crumbs, that's cracked me up.  I will have to go and crumble in the corner.

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