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That lad who sang the 'hokey cokey' died the other day. It took ages to get him into the coffin;

 

They put his left arm in,
his right are out:
In, out, in, out.
then they let him fall out.

 

They did the the hokey cokey,
and they turned him round.


And that's what it's all about.

 

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Two bananas were half peeled by the side of the river, taking in the sun. Just upstream a buffalo did a big one. But so as not to pollute the water he picked it up and put it in a plastic bag. And then chucked it into the water (must have been a Thai buffalo!)

 

The plastic bag floated downstream, and as it got alongside the bananas it said "come on in guys, the water's lovely." One banana said to the other "let's go in." The other banana said "take no notice; he's full of <deleted>."

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