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Popular Post ballpoint Posted April 10, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 10, 2020 A couple of years ago, I was staying at a tiny Spanish hotel when I started to feel ill. Needing a doctor, I rang reception who said they'd get the hotel doctor to visit. I was rather surprised that such a small hotel would have a house doctor, and was just telling the hotel manager this when my room door burst open and in leapt a man yelling . . "Nobody expects the Spanish Inn physician!" 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted April 10, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 10, 2020 A very religious farmer decided to donate his donkey to the local religious parish. The priest was at a loss for what to do, and since the bishop was away, he just shrugged and entered it in the local horse race. Surprisingly, the donkey came in third. The headlines in the paper the next day ran: PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS The bishop wasn't happy about the headline but he was happy about the cash received, and since it wasn't exactly gambling, he allowed the priest to enter it again. Surprisingly, this time the donkey won. The headlines ran: PRIEST'S ASS OUT IN FRONT This was more than the bishop could take. He ordered the priest to not enter the donkey again. Disappointed, the papers ran: BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS Fed up, the bishop ordered the priest to get rid of the donkey, so the priest found a sister at the local convent willing to care for it. The next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN The bishop was at his wits end and ordered the donkey to be got rid of from anyone to do with the church. The priest found an interested traveling carnival who wanted the fast donkey as a side show. Sure he was done with it, the bishop confidently opened his morning paper. PRIEST PEDDLES NUN'S ASS AT CARNIVAL FOR 50 QUID They buried the bishop the next day. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crossy Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 I'm so bored. I've just rung someone in India to ask if they've had an accident in the last 3 years. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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