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I went to a popular restaurant the other day and after seeing every table being occupied by couples I thought I would have to either wait a while or go elsewhere.  It was then that I had one of my inspirations; 

I took out my phone and said in a very loud phone call type voice, "Hello! Yes this is Richard from the Detective agency; you were right in your suspicions, he is here as you suspected and is with another woman, just come along now and see for yourself.”

 

Eight men got up hurriedly and fled, followed immediately by the eight women, so I was able to get a table quite easily after all.

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