Worst Joke Ever 2019

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[scottiejohn 6,934]

Two retired gentlemen met up in their club for drinks. The first said, "How's that son of yours getting on, Bernard?" 
"Oh, very well, thank you. This year his company made record profits so now he's bought himself a country estate. In fact, he's given away his flat in Mayfair to one of his friends. What about your son?" asked the second man. 
"I'm pleased to say, he's also doing well. He's just finished another very successful film and with the proceeds, he's given away his 2-seater plane and bought himself a company jet." 
As the two men sat there, contemplating their off-springs' good fortune, another man joined them. 
"Good evening, Bernard, hello, Geoffrey, may I join you?" 
"Certainly," they replied, "we were just catching up on news of our sons. How's yours doing, by the way?" 
"Well, mixed fortunes really," he said. "Last week he confessed to my wife and I that he was gay. But it's not all bad news. He's made some lovely friends.

 

One's given him a flat in Mayfair and the other's presented him with a 2-seater plane." 

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All night long, the man had been bragging to his new date about his many talents, but when he said cheekily, "You know, it's a well-known fact that men with big dicks have small mouths", she finally exploded. 
"So that explains it," she quickly replied, "because I could park a 10-ton truck in yours." 

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Of the seven grammar is the most important.

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2 hours ago, VocalNeal said:

Of the seven grammar is the most important.

Which one are you?

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[scottiejohn 6,934]

Most women I know are great at pouting but not spouting!

 

PS; I won't be asking her for a BJ any time soon!

Edited January 25 by scottiejohn

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