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The guest of honor at an awards dinner is about to give his speech when a stagehand gives him a piece of paper from his wife in the crowd.
"What does it say?" the stagehand asks.
"Oh, it just says KISS in very big letters."
"Wow, that's very sweet," the stagehand replies.

"She must love you and be very proud of you."
"Not really," the man says.

 

"It stands for Keep It Short, Stupid."
 

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A man is on a cross-country trip when he picks up a hitchhiker. 
During a lull in the conversation, the hitchhiker notices a brown paper bag resting in the centre console. 
The driver notices his glance and says, "That's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife."
The hitchhiker replies, "That's a pretty good trade."

 

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2 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

 

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Before you all start cracking yolks at my eggspence I know I will be toast after this post but I felt without any eggaggeration that I had to soldier on in private and come out of my shell with it!

Speaking in General terms, I agree with you, unless there is a major disaster on the way.

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Can't we just wait till at least after Halloween b4 the Xmas stuff!


I’m trying but the excitement is not easy to contain !!

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