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Popular Post ballpoint Posted July 8, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted July 8, 2020 Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes. Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about three. Woman: How much do you pay for a beer? Man: $5.00, which includes a tip. Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years I suppose. Woman: So a beer costs $5.00 and you have three per day. That adds up to $450 per month. In one year it would be approximately $5400, correct? Man: Correct. Woman: If, in one year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000. Correct? Man: Correct. Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink all that beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and, after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an aeroplane? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No. Man: Then where's your <deleted> aeroplane??? 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 A rather well proportioned young lady, spent almost all of her holiday sunbathing on the roof of the hotel because being locked down in her flat she didn't really get much fresh air/sun for months. She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, being a naturist, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her bum. "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered little assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The hotel doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof but we would very much appreciate you a bathing suit as you did yesterday." "What difference does it make," Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel." "Not exactly," said the embarrassed little man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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