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Popular Post fangless Posted August 16, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 16, 2020 Abbot and Costello meet the Corona Virus The World Health Organization says Corona is officially a pandemic. Who says that? Yes. Who said it's a pandemic? That's right! They also said don't touch anyone. Who? Anyone! I'm asking, WHO said don't touch anyone? Absolutely. And they're not the only ones! Who's not? Right. The newly-formed 'World Health Action Taskforce' said the same thing! The what? Yes. I just wanna know; what did who say?! No WHAT and WHO both said-- 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted August 16, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 16, 2020 Ireland’s on lock down due to the virus!! Paddy and Murphy have just been signed up by the army. They are given a rifle each and told... “Listen up men! We are on the lookout for Virus Curfew offenders. Martial law has been declared! Anyone caught out of their home after 6 PM ……….. it's SHOOT TO KILL”!!! On their first day, they are sitting on a rooftop when Paddy lets off 3 rounds and kills a man who is walking along the pavement! Murphy shouts “JESUS PADDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S ONLY 5.45 PM”! Paddy replies:” I Know where he lives...... He’ll never make it home by 6PM!! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted August 16, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 16, 2020 Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen they are calling the Peekaboo virus. Doctors are sending anyone with peekaboo straight to ICU. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post kickstart Posted August 16, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 16, 2020 Paddy has had enough of digging holes ,a mate told him go to Canada and become a lumberjack. So off to Canada he went got a job as a lumberjack. First day boss said ,you are on weeks trail, you must cut 50 trees a day and lop and top them, end of the first day he only cuts 20 trees ,boss says you must do better ,same with the next 5 days, but by then he is up to 40 trees a day . End of the week the boss says ,sorry I must let you go you have not reached the required 50 trees a day ,Paddy says it must be the saw. So, the boss picks up the chainsaw, it starts first pull, Paddy stands back and says, What's that noise. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Laza 45 Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 Mickey Mouse's friend says.."Mickey you can't divorce Minnie cuz she has bad teeth..."... "Its not that".. says Mickey.."its cuz shes ***kn goofy.."... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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