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1 hour ago, scottiejohn said:

As the non Jew said!

 

PS; was that after the second coming?

The first coming was called off due to flooding.  They had to send four skin divers down to retrieve the evidence.

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7 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

The first coming was called off due to flooding.  They had to send four skin divers down to retrieve the evidence.

Were they just a bunch of bubbleheads suffering from the bends and out of their depth or did they just feel like jerking off somewhere with a less pressurised and circumspect feeling?

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9 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

Just one?

If I’m honest..........two 😞

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17 hours ago, fasteddie said:

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Why are there so many avenues in France ?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

 

How many Frenchmen are needed to defend Paris ?

No-one knows - they've never done it on their own ...

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THE WORM THAT TURNED A TRICK

 

Grandpa watched Tommy pull a worm out of the ground and told him that he would give him £10 if he could put it back in.

Tommy left with the worm for a moment and when he came back with it he said "Ok Grandpa, watch this". Tommy then pushed the worm right back down in the hole.

The Grandpa got out the £10 and gave it to Tommy.

Tommy said "Grandpa I can't keep this because I cheated. I sprayed the worm with hair spray. That's why I was able to do that."

Grandpa said "No, lad you can keep it for being so honest and thoughtful."

 

The next morning at breakfast Grandpa walked up to Tommy and gave him another £10.

Tommy said "No Grandpa. You already paid me."

Grandpa replied "I know but that money was from Grandma."
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It was an intimate moment with my new Thai girl friend. I licked, and then entered that forbidden cavity. And she loved it; no condom either. "I hope we can do it this way more often," she said. I was chuffed. After a snooze, it was time to get ready for a special meal out.

 

In town, we ordered, and soon the gf was enthusiastically licking the ketchup off a hot dog. A drop of the ketchup dripped off her sausage and down her cleavage. She didn't seem to notice, and it triggered a thought in my mind.

 

I said "Tomporn; could we talk about personal hygene?" "We can talk about anything lover," looking into my eyes seductively as she bit off a bit of sausage.

 

"Well teerak! When I go to the toilet, I look into the bowl after a number two and give it a name. Like Goulash, frankfurter, dumpling or ice-cream. Have you ever thought of similar teerak?"

 

"Oh yes," she said. "Only this morning I had a number two and when I had sprayed my underparts, I looked into the bowl and spaghetti immediately came to mind. But!! Gradually the spaghetti started to wriggle, and I thought elvers in creamy sauce."

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