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Move Over! you Kardashians... 

 - the family sagas of Saffron Drewitt-Barlow would leave yous all behind in the gutter, if we shared 'a day with' from them instead!!

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The seven dwarfs decided one day that they’re going to watch Snow White get undressed

So they go outside and stack themselves on top of each other to peer through her window:
Doc, Happy, Grumpy, Sneezy, Bashful, Sleepy, Dopey
“She’s taking off her shirt...”
“She’s taking off her shirt...”
“She’s taking off her shirt...”...
“She’s taking off her dress...”
“She’s taking off her dress...”
“She’s taking off her dress...”
Someone’s coming!”

“So am I”
“So am I”
“So am I”

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Ran into my old mate Dave the other day, poor lad has only got one arm .

” where you off to “ I said .

” off to change a lightbulb “ he replied 

“ that’s gonna be a bit awkward  “ I said laughing 

“ easy “ he replied “ still got the receipt “.

 

Moral of the story:

If someone doesn’t get the joke , don’t explain it ...... 3 1/2 miles he chased me with that stick !!

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