fangless Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 1 minute ago, bluesofa said: I think it calls for a 180 degree U-turn and then we can draw a straight line underneath all of this. There is always someone who want to rule us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Crossy said: It depends upon what your disussion encompasses. See post 8463. You loose points as I have already encompassed that input there! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, fangless said: There is always someone who want to rule us! We just want to ensure you measure up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Just now, Crossy said: We just want to ensure you measure up. Who will be first to the tape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Just now, fangless said: See post 8463. You loose points as I have already encompassed that input there! Can I change my encompass to a circumscription? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bluesofa Posted September 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 1, 2020 Just now, Crossy said: Can I change my encompass to a circumscription? I didn't know you were Jewish? 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Crossy said: We just want to ensure you measure up. I thought moderators were meant to keep the subject clean and not discuss male private parts!!???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Just now, fangless said: Who will be first to the tape? Maybe we should finish this now ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvs Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 10 minutes ago, bluesofa said: I think it calls for a 180 degree U-turn and then we can draw a straight line underneath all of this. You mean come full circle? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, Crossy said: Can I change my encompass to a circumscription? That would be an unkind cut to our coversation. PS; I promise to stop for now. (the rain has stopped so I can go out now) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraday Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, jvs said: You mean come full circle? In a roundabout way, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, jvs said: You mean come full circle? I thought you meant to stop in the name of love, but that's not 360 degrees, only three. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvs Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, faraday said: In a roundabout way, yes. Oh,just square up already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 1 minute ago, jvs said: Oh,just square up already. That's more of a wrecked angle. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Two Mexicans got lost in the desert.Juan says to Miguel.'look, Miguel, it is a bacon tree!''Don't be silly Juan it is a mirage, do not waste your energy!''miguel, I am so thirsty and hungry I must go and investigate,'As Juan approaches two men jump out and shoot him to death. 'miguel, it is not a bacon tree... It is a ham-bush.' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraday Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, bluesofa said: That's more of a wrecked angle. Yup, my reflex(es) are slower these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, bluesofa said: That's more of a wrecked angle. I see we are all off on another tangent again! PS; Sorry Crossy but it's raining again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraday Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Just now, fangless said: I see we are all off on another tangent again! PS; Sorry Crossy but it's raining again! It's getting worse by degrees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 (edited) 16 minutes ago, jvs said: You mean come full circle? What; Before or after the circumcision? Edited September 1, 2020 by fangless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 1 minute ago, faraday said: It's getting worse by degrees. I must point out that we have been round all these points in the last minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jvs Posted September 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 1, 2020 (edited) All joking aside,it is really nice to see some people still can appreciate humor. I wrote more but i do not want to go too far,beyond the point of no return. Don't want to get zapped by a mod. Edited September 1, 2020 by jvs 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, jvs said: Who can trump that! Being British we don't. We just either cap it or crown it! Edited September 1, 2020 by fangless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvs Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, fangless said: Being British we dont. We just either cap it or crown it! Now we are even! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted September 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 1, 2020 13 minutes ago, jvs said: Don't want to get zapped by a mod In this "Jokes" Forum we tend to enjoy ourselves and get zapped by the other member with just a little nudge now and then from "Crossy". Long may it continue that way. Now back to business: A pun walks in to a conversation and kills 10 people... Pun in, ten dead. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post faraday Posted September 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 1, 2020 My son, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die. "Usually an overdose, son," I told him. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted September 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 1, 2020 I don't like people who take drugs... For example: airport security, police etc 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted September 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 1, 2020 Sam didn’t get the astronomy scholarship he hoped for. But the school did name a cluster of stars after him. It was a constellation prize. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 4 hours ago, jvs said: I wrote more but i do not want to go too far,beyond the point of no return. Don't want to get zapped by a mod. It can be arranged. Who wants to open the bidding ... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Crossy said: It can be arranged. Who wants to open the bidding ... Do you want a mathematical or geometric response? No seriously, I vote jvs must get 3 likes on his next "joke" post or suffer a forfeit. Next; What should the forfeit be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, fangless said: Do you want a mathematical or geometric response? I was thinking more "alcoholic" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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