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Popular Post sometimewoodworker Posted September 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 2, 2020 57 minutes ago, faraday said: I asked you a few questions about varnish the other day, is this ok? @sometimewoodworker It depends on what you want to achieve. If you want an insect infestation or to be amazingly popular with the local cats and dogs, then certainly. ???? But given the costs involved it’s a lot cheaper to use almost any other finish and eat the nutritional jelly yourself. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 2, 2020 I saw a woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so I quickly followed her. As I was just about to tap her on the shoulder she started running for a bus. So I ran after her shouting, "You dropped your purse! You dropped your purse!" She didn't hear me and proceeded to get onto the bus, so I got on the bus too. As I walked to the back of the bus I breathlessly said, "You dropped your purse on the floor outside McDonald's." "Thank you so much" she said, "Where is it?" "I've just told you" I said, "on the floor outside McDonald's." 3 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 2, 2020 I was in Boots and I asked the lady there "What's the best product to deal with Corona Virus?". She said "Ammonia cleaner". I said "Sorry, I thought you worked here". 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted September 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 2, 2020 An old Greek man and an old Italian man are arguing. The Greek man says "Look, all I'm saying is that the Greeks invented everything the Romans get credit for!" The Italian says "Yes, may be, but the Romans improved it and made it useful!" The Greek man says "We invented the Democracy!" The Italian says "We realized the challenge of direct elections and the benefit of the legislature, and thus created the Republic!" The Greek man says "Yes, but we created beautiful architecture like the Parthenon!" The Italian says "And we improved your building techniques, and used them to create aqueducts and structures that stood for centuries longer!" The Greek man, frustrated, finally says "Ah, of course. But the Greeks, we INVENTED sex!" The Italian man says "That may be true, but we introduced it to women." 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Who was the sexiest woman in Greek mythology? Medusa; One look from her made guys rock hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 My friend says he has the body of a Greek God I had to explain to him Buddha wasn't Greek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disparate Dan Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 33 minutes ago, fangless said: 25 years ago, that was the plot of Julian Barnes' "History of the World in10.5 Chapters"......... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Disparate Dan said: 25 years ago, that was the plot of Julian Barnes' "History of the World in10.5 Chapters"......... Sank without trace did it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 3, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 3, 2020 During the war my grandfather was responsible for bringing down a whole squadron of ME109's. Worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had. 6 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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