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A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly.

The old-timer says, ‘Look at me. I’m old and worn out. You’d never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France.’

The new man asked, ‘What happened?’ 


‘One day Riley reported his credit cards missing and the Gendarme arrested me.’

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There you go, got one of the baddest:

 

> Where do you find a one-legged dog?  ---  Well, wherever you left it ... < 

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