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A man from a circus travels by car. He has long hair and looks like a mafia boss. A policeman stops the car.
When he looks inside the car, he is shocked. The car is full of big knives.
“What are those big knives doing in your car?” asks the policeman.
“I play with them in a circus.”
“Oh, really?” says the policeman, who doesn’t believe him. “Let’s see how you do it.”
The man gets out and starts throwing and catching the knives. Another man, who is driving around, stops to watch the situation.
“Wow,” says this man. “I’m glad that I stopped drinking before driving. Look at the tests which they’re giving now!”

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Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a harmony for couples weekend, Dave and his Partner, June, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower ?"

Dave leaned over, touched June's arm gently, and whispered, "It's Homepride, isn't it dear?"

Thus began Dave's life of celibacy.

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UNSOCIABLE PEOPLE. 

Simply pop your coat on before answering your front door. 
If it's someone you don't want to see, you can say you are on your way out.
In the unlikely event it's someone you do want to see, you can simply say you've just arrived home.

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LAZY WIFE CURE

 

Yesterday my wife thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen. 
She sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly for the first time since we married

Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.
 

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