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BANGKOK 18 February 2019 12:47

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A woman and her husband interrupted their shopping trip to go to the dentist...
 
The woman explained: "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry, just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way."
 
The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?"
 
The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

 
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A Chinese woman walked into the currency exchange in New York with 200,000 Yuan and walked out with $29,100.

The following week, she walked in with another 200,000 Yuan, and was handed $28,900.

She asked the teller: "Why I got less money this week than last week?"

The teller replied: "Fluctuations."

The Chinese woman stormed out and, before she slammed the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"

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Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an
F in arithmetic. 
"Why?" asks the father. 
"The teacher asked ‘How much is 2x3? and I said '6"'

"But that's right!" said Father

"Then she asked me ‘How much is 3x2?"'

His father asks, "What's the f*cking difference?"

Johnny said "That's exactly what I said to her!"
 

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