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5 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

We all think it’s hot here but in the uk it’s forecast to hit an unearthly high of 23 C today !!! ????

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A very flattering photo of Dianne and I am also impressed with her erudite and incisive climate (change) knowledge.  How she has changed so much for the better recently!????

 

PS;  I also assume that she is on a Transport for London bus and that is an alcoholic drink she is consuming, now that she has been recently advised to do so!

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