Worst Joke Ever 2019

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On 5/29/2020 at 5:52 AM, Crossy said:

Mohair GP?

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A man goes to confession after a long absence.

He sits in the booth, looks around & says to the Priest,

''The confessional has really changed father. I don't remember Guinness on tap and gay porn mags in the booths".

The Priest replies, "That's because you're in my ****in seat!''

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A bloke walks into a pet shop, places a bomb on the counter and says "You've got one minute to get out."

A tortoise out the back shouts, "You *******!"

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