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5 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:


had to up'n'google to see if 'pop tarts' is a real thing? 

 - and find that Woolies/au actually has'em on shelf!!  


I was expecting there was a spelling error in the pic [popfarts] 🤓 

  (well I haven't heard a good fart joke in ages...) and an apocalyptic fart would be a given, due LtCol Kilgores squat) 

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6 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I went to the barbers for a number 2.
They were furious.

I went to the barbers and asked for a number 2 all over.

I've washed my hair 6 times since and still can't get the smell out.


(it's a 5h1t joke but should razor laugh)



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Apparently the word "s h i t" is unacceptable.
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