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Three englishmen, shaemus, paddy and mick ( pc correct ) were talking about what they thought the 'cleverest' invention was.

Shaemus says   the pocket calculators coz it always gives you the right answer.

Paddy says  the computer coz it can can give you the right answer and solve any problems you ask it.

Mick says  the vacuum flask.

Shaemus and Paddy ask him  what's so clever or smart about that?

Mick says  it keeps tea hot and ice cold.

So?? they reply.

Mick says  how does it know??

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6 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Meanwhile, some good medical advice is always welcome !!

 

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Guy takes his dog to the vet. Vet is examining the dog and says I'm going to have to put him down.

Guy says is it that serious?

Vet says no, he's heavy.

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14 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Meanwhile, some good medical advice is always welcome !!

 

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Hahaha, an old Tommy Cooper joke.

He is still the ultimately Always Funny guy (I regularly re-watch his 'magic' shows).

His mere presence on stage - even without doing or saying anything - is sufficient to get everybody laughing.

 

Life with Tommy Cooper was nothing to laugh about | Daily Mail Online

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4 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Meanwhile, some good medical advice is always welcome !!

 

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Man reads that 90% of accidents happen within 5 miles of the home - decides that it would be wise to move house.

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I hung out with a tough bunch at school.  We were always sneaking out whenever we got the chance.  I can't even begin to count how many times we skipped maths class.

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