Davo369 1,782 #7696 Posted July 19 VID-20200719-WA0001.mp4 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ballpoint 12,497 #7701 Posted July 20 Someone stole my coffee cup at work. Now I have to go to the police station to look at mugshots. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ballpoint 12,497 #7702 Posted July 20 I went to a Motown disco last night but it was freezing. Three Degrees, Four Tops 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluesofa 37,191 #7703 Posted July 20 I got drunk and chatted up this bird down the pub. "You remind me of Bob Dylan," she said. "What?" I replied, "profound and poetic?" "No," she said, "I can hardly understand a word you're saying." A mugger pointed a gun at me and said “Give me your money or you’re science!” I replied “don’t you mean history?” He said “don’t try and change the subject!” Is a Russian wedding also known as a Soviet Union? 15 minutes into the flight, the Captain announced... "Ok scumbags, we are now cruising at 30,000 feet, no, make that 35,000 feet you bunch of idiots." I think he had an altitude problem. My wife always wears matching underwear. XXL bra and knickers. How many leftist SJW's does it take to protest the fitting of a light bulb? Two. One to protest that the fitting is slave labour and another to protest that it only gives off "White" light. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. My new flatmate says she's asexual. What a coincidence! I'm asexual predator myself. My brother's married to a useless dog. She's a sh!t Sue. 2 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrew Dwyer 13,281 #7704 Posted July 20 Yes, should probably leave those toys be !! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tifino 7,845 #7705 Posted July 21 social distancing 1 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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