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Popular Post ballpoint 16,919 Posted July 23, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted July 23, 2020 A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband called out "Perhaps you should hear how all this came about... I was driving home when I saw this young woman looking tired and bedraggled. I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten about in the fridge. She was bare-footed so I gave her your good sandals which you had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold so I gave her the sweater which I bought for your birthday but you never wore because you reckoned the colour didn't suit you. Her pants were torn, so I gave her a pair of your jeans, which were perfectly good, but too small for you now. Then just as she was about to leave, she asked, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore ?'" 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites
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Popular Post ballpoint 16,919 Posted July 23, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted July 23, 2020 The missus and kids are really <deleted> off with me. I put ginger in their curry... They loved that cat! 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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