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Popular Post ravip Posted June 2, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 2, 2021 (edited) A Chinese man decides to move to Australia after 50 years of living in Shanghai. He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa: A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region. He goes next door but on his way up the driveway he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens. Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day. The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinese man urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day. A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the Chinese man leading a bull down the drive-way, pause and then put his head next to the bull's bum. The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and says. "Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighbourhood and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's bum, it could just about 5h** on you." The Chinese man is very taken back and says. "Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs I doing, these Australian Customs." "What do you mean mate?" Says the Aussie. "Those aren't Australian customs." "Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me." Replied the Chinese man. "He say to become true Australian, I learn chase chicks, drink p155 , and listen to bull-5h**." Edited June 2, 2021 by ravip 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Andrew Dwyer Posted June 2, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 2, 2021 So , a couple of years ago as a joke i signed my dog up with a Twitter account and gave him my old mobile to play with. Yesterday i found the mobile down the back of the couch !! 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ravip Posted June 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 3, 2021 Mrs Cameron, a primary teacher, was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. "All right children, let's take an example," Mrs Cameron said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?" Little Tony raises his hand, and with a confident smile says, "You'd be his wife." 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravip Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 They say an Utopian laughs three times at a joke. The first time when everybody gets it, the second a week later when he thinks he gets it, the third time a month later when somebody explains it to him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ravip Posted June 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 3, 2021 Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive casement type with shutters. Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Hellloo............ Just because I have fair hair doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Hellloo? It's been a year! I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted June 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 3, 2021 Paddy tells his wife "My bumhole is really burning, I've no idea what it is". "Ring sting" suggests his wife. Paddy replies "And how the heck will he know?" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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