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jvs Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 42 minutes ago, ballpoint said: I ordered a wake-up call this morning. The phone rang and a woman’s voice said, ‘What the hell are you doing with your life?’” One night my boss called over the radio,"what are you doing jack"? I answered,"I often ask myself that also" radio silence for the rest of the night.! true story. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post tomazbodner Posted June 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 4, 2021 3 hours ago, fangless said: Left stranded after falling off her horse some miles from home, a young cattleman's daughter was rescued by an Indian who brought her back to the ranch on his mount. When the father heard the sound of hooves, he went out to meet them and helped his daughter down from the back of the horse. "How did you manage to stay on?" he asked her. "Well, it was difficult at first, but then he told me to hold on to the saddle horn." "Saddle horn?" asks the rancher. "What bleeding saddle horn? Indians always ride bareback!" He could have asked her to ride at the front, on top of saddle horn.... for safety and such.... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ravip Posted June 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 4, 2021 URGENTLY NEEDED... Not BLOOD But, An ELECTRICIAN, to restore the joyful current between people, who do not speak to each other anymore... An OPTICIAN, to change the outlook of people... An ARTIST, to draw a smile on everyone's face... A CONSTRUCTION WORKER, to build a bridge between neighbours... A GARDENER, to cultivate good thoughts... A PLUMBER, to clear the choked and blocked mindsets... A SCIENTIST to rediscover compassion... A LANGUAGE TEACHER for better communication with each other... And Last but not least, A MATHS TEACHER, for all of us to relearn how to count on each other... Spread lots of love, positivity and smiles... 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 1 hour ago, tomazbodner said: He could have asked her to ride at the front, on top of saddle horn.... for safety and such.... She was "F"ed if she was doing that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bannork Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post VocalNeal Posted June 5, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 5, 2021 On 6/4/2021 at 9:51 AM, ballpoint said: I asked the guy in Ikea - "What is Satin Finish?" He said - no idea but I know what Chair is in Swedish. Are those knickers satin? No. They are brand new. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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