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Popular Post VBF Posted June 16, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 16, 2019 4 hours ago, scottiejohn said: To better (worsen?) that one...... I had to go out and buy a step-ladder today because my real ladder left home. I'll get me coat...... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chickenslegs Posted June 16, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 16, 2019 News flash: "In Beijing, because pollution has reached 35 times the safety level, children have been ordered to stay home. This could mean a delay for anyone who ordered a new Huawei phone." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 11 hours ago, VBF said: To better (worsen?) that one...... I had to go out and buy a step-ladder today because my real ladder left home. I'll get me coat...... Does that mean you have had an unwanted step up in life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 No but he's taking steps in the right direction 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraday Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 Think he should take a step back, think about it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 3 hours ago, faraday said: Think he should take a step back, think about it. Shouldn't he wait till the Fall to do that? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post scottiejohn Posted June 17, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 17, 2019 A man marries a young naïve country girl and on their wedding night, he shows her his tackle and tells her he's the only man to have such a thing. Times goes by and after a couple of months, they're in bed one morning when she grabs his willy and remarks, "You were fibbing when you told me you were the only man to have one of these, I've discovered that Mr Biggun across the road has one as well." The husband thinks quickly and replies, "Oh yes, that was a spare one I had, so I gave it to him.", "Oh darling," she sighs. "Why did you give him the best one?" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post scottiejohn Posted June 17, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 17, 2019 A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs'! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 During the banquet celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. "Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?" Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness, and many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single in the first place." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andrew Dwyer Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 When things don’t go as planned !! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 “ I’m not weird just different !! “ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 6 hours ago, scottiejohn said: Shouldn't he wait till the Fall to do that? What is this? A contest to see who can out stair the other guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 13 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said: Some people It only prooves that you are an idiot as you admit to eating old Tacos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/17/2019 at 8:02 PM, ballpoint said: What is this? A contest to see who can out stair the other guy? What is this? Are you trying to step into our little contest? I suggest you climb down now or It will only result in making a Rod for your back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 24 minutes ago, scottiejohn said: What is this? Are you trying to step into our little contest? I suggest you climb down now or It will only result in making a Rod for your back! Well, I'll tread carefully and step out onto the landing then, but let me know what the final ladder looks like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 It only prooves that you are an idiot as you admit to eating old Tacos!I usually try and eat young tacos but sometimes I might have to resort to an old one ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 1 minute ago, ballpoint said: Well, I'll tread carefully and step out onto the landing then, but let me know what the final ladder looks like. And make sure you switch the light off as well. We don't want any more aeroplanes on the roof of the house, like last time when you left the landing light on. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 He doesn’t look a day over 24 !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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