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Dear Tech Support,

 

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0

I noticed that the new program began running unexpected child processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

 

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as PokerNight 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Monday Night football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

 

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but un-install does not work on this program.

 

Can you help me please?

 

Thanks,

 

Joe

 

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Dear Joe:

 

This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception.

 

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a “UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT” program.

 

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything.

 

Hope that helps.

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38 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I have started to play chess with old folk in the park.
Finding 32 of them isn't easy though.

I bet they found more queens than knights in the park, and as for Bishops, lets not go there as I mitre need a lawyer to defend me!

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