Worst Joke Ever 2019

[fangless 3,448]

Sorry but I think something may have got lost in the two above postings, but I can't seem to find what it was!

Edited September 21, 2020 by fangless

[chickenslegs 13,439]

Yorkshire Constabulary have had all of their sat navs stolen. A spokesman said that they are searching for Leeds.

[chickenslegs 13,439]

Bought a sat nav from Bono. It’s rubbish. All the streets have no name. I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.

 

Got a sat nav from Bonnie Tyler. It just keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.

 

Got a Bon Jovi sat nav. Apparently we’re half way there.

[Andrew Dwyer 14,406]

I bought a Fleetwood Mac sat nav , absolutely useless !!

Just keeps saying “ you can go your own way “ !!

[bluesofa 40,210]

My Harry Lauder Sat Nav tells me to keep right on to the end of the road.

[chickenslegs 13,439]

Just now, bluesofa said:

My Harry Lauder Sat Nav tells me to keep right on to the end of the road.

Showing your age now BS

[chickenslegs 13,439]

Our parent/grandparents who lived through WWII would be ashamed ...

[bluesofa 40,210]

Just now, chickenslegs said:

Showing your age now BS

I just remember the good old days.

They always sang his songs on there.

[sanuk711 7,415]

[sanuk711 7,415]

[Daffy D 2,043]

9 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Bloody hell BS, that takes me back ...

Jeezzz! Me too........................

 

Used to watch on my rented color TV 

 

[sanuk711 7,415]

[WorriedNoodle 7,045]

[WorriedNoodle 7,045]

[WorriedNoodle 7,045]