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A boy asked his Mum, ‘Is it wrong to have a willy?’
‘No. Why?’ she replies. 


‘Well, Dad’s sweating like hell trying to pull his off!’

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Boy: "Dad, I've been wondering - why is my sister called Rose?"

 

Father: "Because your mother likes roses".

 

Boy: "Okay, thanks Dad, that explains it".

 

Father: "No problem Dick".

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2 hours ago, riceyummm said:

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I suppose the all got very incensed about it even if it was only a flash in the pan.

I wonder if it weeded out the Nuns with similar bad habits as you know there is no smoke without fire (and brimstone).

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THE NEW ARRIVAL
The new father to be  rushed into the maternity wing to find out how his wife was progressing. As he entered the waiting room, he spotted a chap in a white coat who he  thought was her doctor but was in fact a cricket mad student who was waiting for the real doctor. Unbeknown to the expectant father, he was listening to the latest test match on his iPhone. 
"How's it going?" he asked anxiously. 
"Not bad," The porter smiled, "they've got eight out already and there's only a few more to go until they get them all out." 
"Aaah," The father to be screamed, and fainted. 
 

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