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Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a harmony for couples weekend, Dave and his Partner, June, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower ?"

Dave leaned over, touched June's arm gently, and whispered, "It's Homepride, isn't it dear?"

Thus began Dave's life of celibacy.

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My Grandad used to put a teaspoon of gunpowder in his tea every morning. He said it would ensure longevity.

He was right, he lived to the age of 107, unfortunately when he was cremated the crematorium was destroyed.

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