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23 hours ago, ravip said:

A Scientologist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are talking about their families...

The Scientologist jokes, "I've got 4 kids. One more and I'll have a basketball team!"

 

The Catholic joins in and says, "Well I've got 10 kids, and one more I'll have a football team!".

 

The Mormon speaks up and deadpans. "I've got 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."

Just wondering,if this mormon does get the golf course ,would he still want the play the 19th

hole?

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Englishman: ‟That your dog?”

Welshman: ‟Yep.”

Englishman: ‟Mind if I speak to him?”

Welshman: ‟Dog dont talk But.”

Englishman: ‟Hey dog, how’s it going?”

Dog: ‟Doin’ all right.”

Welshman: (Look of shock!)

Englishman: ‟Is this Welshman your owner?” (Pointing at the Welshman)

Dog: ‟Yep.”

Englishman: ‟How’s he treating you?”

Dog: ‟Rel good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”

Welshman: (Look of total disbelief)

 

Englishman: ‟Mind if I talk to your horse?”

Welshman: ‟Horse dont talk but.”

Englishman: ‟Hey horse, how’s it going?”

Horse: ‟Cool.”

Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)

Englishman: ‟Is this your owner?” (Pointing to the welshman)

Horse: ‟Yep.”

Englishman: ‟How’s he treating you?”

Horse: ‟Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather.”

Welshman: (Look of total amazement)

 

Englishman: ‟Mind if I talk to your sheep?”

Welshman: ‟That sheeps a f* ing liar bud!!”

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