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Are these the world’s worst redneck chat up lines?

 

If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

 

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I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
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Have you any worse examples!

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24 minutes ago, fangless said:

Have you any worse examples!

Can't do the accent, but still:

 

I didn't see you at last years cousins get-together.

(or siblings get-together if it needs to be even worse)

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