Popular Post fangless Posted August 15, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 15, 2021 (edited) A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks the Pharmacist if he works there all day. The Pharmacist says yes as by law a fully qualified Pharmacist has to be in attendance at all times and there is no other Pharmacists around to assist him. He then buys a single condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of the pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway? So he tells his clerk, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes." Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the guy. About three hours later, the clerk comes back to the store. "Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist. The clerk replies "Your house." Edited August 15, 2021 by fangless 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted August 15, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 15, 2021 A not very bright Southern lad was driving along the border road when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your very safe and careful driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?" The driver thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license after all." The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart butt when he's drunk and stoned." The guy from the back seat said, "I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!" At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?" 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted August 15, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 15, 2021 “I’m against hunting. In fact, I’m a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.” 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted August 15, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 15, 2021 At a Sunday school class the teacher asked a child; do you pray to God before lunch or dinner? The child said, “No ma'am, my mom is a good cook!” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted August 15, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 15, 2021 A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked on the cemetery road. His attention was diverted to a man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity, and kept repeating, "Why did you die? Why did you die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't want to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of hurt and pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? Your Child? A parent? Who, may I ask, lies in that grave?" The mourner answered, "My wife's first husband! ... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bobandyson Posted August 15, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 15, 2021 6 hours ago, roo860 said: VID-20210814-WA0004.mp4 416.27 kB · 0 downloads Wow! That was bit of a downer. Not nice to see on a Sunday morning.???? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted August 15, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 15, 2021 More people die on Britain's roads each year than drowned when The Titanic sank. Yet you still can't buy a car with a lifeboat. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted August 15, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 15, 2021 I was telling a mate that my Dad bought his first car from the Krays. " What Reg?" He asked. I said " No, Ronnie I think?". 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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