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Popular Post fangless Posted October 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 3, 2021 While sunning himself in the Bahamas, a wealthy English businessman received a telegram from his butler, which read simply: ‘Cat dead.’ Distraught at the loss of his beloved pet, the businessman cut short his holiday and returned home. After giving the cat a decent burial in the garden, he remonstrated with his butler for the cold-hearted nature of the telegram. ‘You should break bad news gently,’ he said. ‘If I had been telling you that your cat had died, I would have sent a telegram saying: “The cat’s on the roof and can’t get down.” Then a few hours later I would have sent another telegram, saying: “The cat’s fallen off the roof and is badly hurt.” Finally, a couple of hours after that, I would have sent a third telegram, saying: “The cat has sadly passed away.” That way, you would have been gradually prepared for the bad news and would have been able to deal with it better.’ ‘I understand, sir,’ said the butler. ‘I will bear that in mind in future.’ With that, the businessman booked another ticket to the Bahamas and resumed his holiday. Two days later, he received another telegram from his butler. It read: ‘Your mother’s on the roof and can’t get down.’ 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted October 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 3, 2021 ‘How was your blind date?’ a college student asked her twenty-one year-old roommate. ‘Terrible!’ she moaned. ‘He showed up in his 1947 Rolls-Royce.’ ‘Wow! That’s a very expensive and great old car. What’s so bad about that?’ ‘He is the original owner.’ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 A young couple parked in a lovers’ lane. ‘It’s lovely out here tonight,’ she sighed romantically. ‘It’s so quiet and peaceful. Just listen to the crickets.’ ‘They’re not crickets,’ replied her boyfriend. ‘They’re zippers and bra straps.’ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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