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ballpoint Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 I queued 40 minutes to get petrol yesterday. When I finally got to the pumps I became all emotional. I started to fill up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 3, 2021 I visited a friend's new condo and asked him. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" "That is the talking clock," he replied. "How's it work?" "Watch," he said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings." "That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What's the bad news?". With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The guy was your doctor." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 11 minutes ago, ballpoint said: Have you ever tried archery blindfolded? You don't know what you're missing! Yes you end up getting shafted and become the butt of all the pointed jokes! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 3, 2021 The class assignment was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up to read his. "Papa fell in the well last week - " he began. "Good heavens," shrieked the teacher. "Is he all right now?" "He must be," said Johnny. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday." 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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