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fangless Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 FBI agents have discovered an estimated 16 million pictures of men's genitals, also known as “dick pics", during a raid on an NSA employee's home this week. Federal prosecutors have charged Hillary Wang, a National Security Agency employee for 14 years, with theft of government property and unauthorized removal and retention of data. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted October 12, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 12, 2021 I was in town earlier and I saw people collecting for Parkinson's, and they were all shaking their tins, which I thought was a bit insensitive. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 Chat-up Line:- Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back with interest. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 12, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 12, 2021 Fred and Mary got married. But they can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Ok, ok, tell me what you think!!!" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue." 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 12, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 12, 2021 I’ve just been on Trip Advisor. Nothing about how to deal with a cut knee or stubbed toe. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 12, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 12, 2021 I recently spent £6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbour's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him . . . . . . but they kind of taste like peppermint. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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