tomazbodner Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 40 minutes ago, Zyxel said: You found it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 5 hours ago, tomazbodner said: Wasn't it meep meep, not beep beep? What the Bleep are you on about? It's ok I'll run away and get my coat now! ???? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 6 hours ago, Zyxel said: You do know why the roll is hidden in the cupboard don't you? It's because they hang the roll back to front with the hanging down bit next to the wall! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 My next door neighbour had a penis extension. His house looks really stupid now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 I just bought the Beatles version of Cluedo, but it's rubbish. Every game, the answer is Lucy in the sky with diamonds. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 I've just been stopped in town, a woman in a yellow jacket said, "Would you like to put your hand in your pocket for Children In Need." I said, "Sure. I normally give money, but if you think it will help." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 Finally, I went to a third place and said "I'm glad you're open with all this Covid going on. My hair needs cutting really badly". So he did. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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