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Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 20, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 20, 2021 1 minute ago, fangless said: Yes those trees really give me the needle! You shouldn't put them up yourself. You should put them up in the living room. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 1 minute ago, fangless said: Are you sure it is really a dead parrot and not just pinning for some faraway Fiords? He was actually a petrol head, and pined away for some faraway Fords. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Head and Shoulders. Whose shoulders are so hairy, they need shampoo? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 If Concorde traveled faster than sound, how did they get a radio message to it? (Pedantic replies coming in three.... two..... one.... ) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Having a big nose is no excuse for not wearing a mask. After all, I still wear underpants. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 20, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 20, 2021 I resigned from the Archaeology Society because of bullying. I just couldn't take the endless digs. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 11 minutes ago, sanuk711 said: Butt what is the bottom "I'm all in" plugging? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Just now, fangless said: Butt what is the bottom "I'm all in" plugging? Trust you to get to the butt of the problem. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Went to HomePro this morning, the bloke on the door asked "do you want decking"? and it all went downhill from there.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 I bought a book about the dangers of deforestation. The first page says, “You’re not helping” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, ballpoint said: I resigned from the Archaeology Society because of bullying. I just couldn't take the endless digs. Due to COVID did the Archaeology Society lay off their skeleton staff and if so did they make any bones about it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 20, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 20, 2021 I had a terrible night. I dreamt something bit me on the neck. I tried to check this morning, but the mirror wasn't working. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 5 minutes ago, ballpoint said: Having a big nose is no excuse for not wearing a mask. After all, I still wear underpants. I hope you wash them well before using them instead of a real mask! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 20, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 20, 2021 An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Bless Me, Father for I have sinned. During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that." "There is more to tell, Father... She started to repay me with sexual favours. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays." The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger. But two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question." "And what is that?" asked the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 1 minute ago, ballpoint said: I had a terrible night. I dreamt something bit me on the neck. I tried to check this morning, but the mirror wasn't working. On reflection have you seen through the problem? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 20, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 20, 2021 I was in Powerbuy the other day and I saw a TV made totally from pasta. "What's that?" I asked the manger. And he said "It's a tagliatelle". 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 20, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 20, 2021 TODAY'S TRIVIA FACT Although Jesus was known as a carpenter, he never actually sang on any of their albums. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 20, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 20, 2021 Norwich city trophy room has been broken into and all the contents have been stolen. Police are looking for a man with a green and yellow carpet. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post VocalNeal Posted November 20, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 20, 2021 (edited) 15 minutes ago, ballpoint said: If Concorde traveled faster than sound, how did they get a radio message to it? (Pedantic replies coming in three.... two..... one.... ) English Electric Lightning catches up to it and taps on the window. Edited November 20, 2021 by VocalNeal 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 4 minutes ago, ballpoint said: I bought a book about the dangers of deforestation. The first page says, “You’re not helping” I take it it was a Non Fiction book rather than just pulp fiction. I have just had a thought; If you read it in a e-reader would that count as re-kindling your interest in climate change? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 (edited) 15 minutes ago, ballpoint said: If Concorde traveled faster than sound, how did they get a radio message to it? (Pedantic replies coming in three.... two..... one.... ) They got them from their receiving (destination) station perhaps! I am not very sound on this matter as I am not really tuned into the correct wavelength to shed any light on it! Edited November 20, 2021 by fangless 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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