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Guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud this is the pig I screw when your on the rag and his wife replies that’s not a pig its a sheep and he says I know that, I was talking to the sheep.

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A woman takes her hamster to the vet, and after a quick look at the creature, the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet’s declaration, the woman asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in comes a Labrador retriever. The dog sniffs at the hamster and pokes it a couple of times before shaking his head.
 “Just as I thought,” says the vet, “your hamster is dead.” Still not happy, the woman asks for a third opinion. The vet opens the back door and in bounds a gray tabby. The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down and nudges it with her paw for a few minutes before looking up and shaking her head.
 “Yes, your hamster is definitely dead ma’am,” says the vet. Finally convinced, the woman asks how much she owes.
 “That will be $500, please,” the vet answers.
 “You are charging $500 just to tell me my hamster is dead?” says the woman, bewildered.


 “Well,” says the vet, “there’s my prognosis, the lab report, and the cat scan.”  
 

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