Popular Post bluesofa Posted February 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 19, 2021 1 minute ago, fangless said: You can't be dishelextrix ro ouy would have speltit rite! I had one of those slot car/racing sets when I was a kid. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Peter Denis Posted February 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 19, 2021 4 minutes ago, fangless said: You can't be dishelextrix ro ouy would have speltit rite! Time for the Dyslexorcist! 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuarty Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 6 hours ago, tifino said: There are 3 guys... But if the boat becomes a cigarette lighter it will no longer be a boat and they will potentially drown. Which is a quicker death than lung cancer anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 10 minutes ago, bluesofa said: I had one of those slot car/racing sets when I was a kid. Show-off! I only had two lanes, but mine had banking and a switch/jump-over! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 (edited) 9 minutes ago, stuarty said: But if the boat becomes a cigarette lighter it will no longer be a boat and they will potentially drown. Which is a quicker death than lung cancer anyway lighten up! ???? PS; A lighter is a form of transport at sea; Edited February 19, 2021 by fangless 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 14 minutes ago, fangless said: lighten up! ???? PS; A lighter is a form of transport at sea; No schooner said than done: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted February 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 19, 2021 (edited) ???? 14 minutes ago, bluesofa said: No schooner said than done: And I thought you wanted to light up my life! You are (NOT!) sailing close to the wind with this so stop flaming me or I will light up your life; remember there is no smoke without fire. Now on a lighter side, lets sink this! ????♀️???????? ???? Edited February 19, 2021 by fangless 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bluesofa Posted February 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 19, 2021 5 minutes ago, fangless said: ???? You are sailing close to the wind with this so stop flaming me or I will light up your life; remember there is no smoke without fire. Now on a lighter side, lets sink this! ????♀️???????? ???? You know I carry a torch for you. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 Just now, bluesofa said: You know I carry a torch for you. What an Olympic response! PS; I edited my post just before your response! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 2 minutes ago, bluesofa said: You know I carry a torch for you. Do the cte; QGBL dyslexic gropers now about out alleged relationship? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 1 minute ago, fangless said: Do the cte; QGBL dyslexic gropers now about out alleged relationship? huh? I had one, but the leg fell off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, bluesofa said: huh? I had one, but the leg fell off. Just pull the other one in that case! PS; huh? = cte; QGBL = LBGQetc (going backwards or in reverse from the earlier post!) Edited February 19, 2021 by fangless 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Disparate Dan Posted February 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Peter Denis said: Time for the Dyslexorcist! I thought it was agreed we should not do dyslexic jokes any more. They're not nice and they're not furry. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kickstart Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 On 2/18/2021 at 2:53 PM, ravip said: bird.mp4 Or, girl runs in to the house and said to mum,"do girls come apart" mum thinks and said "why do you think that "girl said,"I just heard daddy say to our neighbour that he screwed the a#se off they au-pair girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chickenslegs Posted February 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 19, 2021 On 2/3/2021 at 11:14 PM, chickenslegs said: You could try to make up for his disappointment by sending him this picture of two Great Tits ... 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 26 minutes ago, chickenslegs said: This IS an instruction... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravip Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 18 hours ago, fangless said: A man was passing a pet shop when he saw a talking monkey advertised for sale. He was so impressed by its extensive vocabulary that he bought it on the spot. That evening he took it to his local bar and bet everyone twenty dollars that the monkey could talk. Nine people accepted the challenge but despite its new owner’s coaxing and prompting, the monkey refused to say a word and the man had to pay up. When he got it home, the man was puzzled to hear the monkey talking freely. The next evening, the man returned to the bar and bet everyone thirty dollars that the monkey could talk. Again there were plenty of takers but, to the man’s fury, the monkey remained silent. After paying up, the man took the monkey outside. ‘I’m taking you back to the shop,’ he raged. ‘You’re a complete waste of money!’ ‘Calm down,’ said the monkey. ‘Think of the odds we’ll get tomorrow.’ Monkey tricks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ravip Posted February 20, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 20, 2021 An Englishman is hiking in Scotland and he pauses to drink from a stream. A passing shepherd calls out "Dinnae drink frae that, it's all fulla coo <deleted> an <deleted>!" The Englishman says to him in a cut-glass accent "I'm terribly sorry, my good fellow, would you very much mind repeating that in the Queen's English?" And the shepherd says "I'm terribly sorry sir, I was only asking if you would like to borrow this tin cup and get a proper drink?" 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 9 hours ago, bluesofa said: This IS an instruction... You big bully! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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