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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie and decides to test it out at dinner that night. 

The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, “I did some homework.“ The robot slaps the son.

The son says. “Ok, Ok. I was at a friend‘s house watching movies.“

Dad asks, “What movie did you watch?“

Son says, “Toy Story.“ The robot slaps the son.

Son says, “Ok, Ok, we were watching porn.“

Dad says, “What? At your age I didn’t even know what porn was.“ The robot slaps the father.

Mum laughs and says, “Well, he certainly is your son.“ The robot slaps the mother.

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2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Doesn't mention the kiddies?

Re; "Fiddler Gravestone" earlier!

 

Or Social Security/Cash!

 

 

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The teacher told the class to make up a poem about Timbuctoo, to recite in front of the class.

The first child recited hers:

" When I was lying in my bed;

I dreamt of a ship with funnels red.  A beautiful ship, its hull was blue
I think it was going to Timbuctoo. "

"Well done, Lucy. Now let's hear the next offering." 
During the morning all the poems were heard, the last one coming from young Johnny.

" As we walked down a lane in Kent
We saw two ladies in a tent
I said to Tim, 'What shall we do?'
Then I bucked one and Tim bucked two. "
 

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12 hours ago, roo860 said:

Just bought some chocolate that resembles someone's buttocks.

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A bit of a "queer" photo I think!

I would not like to see any bottoms with all those lumps!

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