Popular Post sanuk711 Posted March 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2021 . 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sanuk711 Posted March 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2021 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 20 hours ago, roo860 said: Just remembered the old Canadian joke. Punch line. We are a lighthouse, your decision. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted March 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2021 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted March 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2021 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted March 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2021 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted March 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2021 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamus Yaigh Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Hamus Yaigh Posted March 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2021 ‘I used to play a musical instrument on cruise ships’. ‘Piano ?’ ‘No, Cunard...' 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Hamus Yaigh Posted March 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2021 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post KarenBravo Posted March 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2021 A baby seal walks into a club.................. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roo860 Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post roo860 Posted March 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2021 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravip Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 8 minutes ago, roo860 said: Other than the BIG slipper, received them all! Very soon I will be rich! Shall apply for the Elite Visa right now! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post roo860 Posted March 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2021 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post roo860 Posted March 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2021 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roo860 Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorriedNoodle Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Hamus Yaigh Posted March 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2021 "Gilbert O'Sullivan came into my bank the other day" "What did he want?" "A loan again, naturally..." 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ravip Posted March 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2021 flight.mp4 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted March 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2021 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post faraday Posted March 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2021 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post roo860 Posted March 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2021 6 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ravip Posted March 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2021 Boat rental manager over loudspeaker: boat number 81, your two hour rental period is up, please return to the dock. Boat rental intern to manager: uh, sir, we only have 60 boats. Boat rental manager over loudspeaker: boat number 18, do you require assistance? 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ravip Posted March 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2021 A farmer came home one day with a new young rooster so the old roster on the farm sat him down for a talk... “Listen,” he says. “We both know why you’re here. You’re here to be my replacement. But here’s the thing. When the new rooster gets here, the old one gets eaten. And frankly I think I deserve better than that. So I propose a contest to determine who will be the rooster around here. A 5 lap race around the barn. Now admittedly, you’re much younger than me so I’d request a half a lap head start. Loser bows out gracefully and leaves so nobody gets eaten. What do you say?” Well the young rooster was quite confident he could take the old man and it seemed a fair proposal. So he accepted. As the race started, all the lady chickens gathered round to watch. The old rooster starts running in a furry. After a half a lap, the young rooster follows. They were both running with all the energy they could muster but the young rooster was steadily gaining on his elderly adversary. And after 4 laps, he was right at his heels, ready to overtake him when suddenly... “BOOOOOOOM!!!!” And the young rooster fell over, shot dead. To the side stood the farmer with his shotgun. “God durn. That’s the 3rd gay rooster I’ve bought this month!” 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tifino Posted March 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2021 You look so much... 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tifino Posted March 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2021 I'm afraid we... 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post roo860 Posted March 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2021 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Hamus Yaigh Posted March 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 18, 2021 I told my friend that I’ve always fancied Beyoncé. He said; “Whatever floats your boat” I replied “No - that’s buoyancy” 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now