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There had been an awful car accident resulting in a flashy sports car hitting a roadside tree and badly injuring the two passengers. When the emergency services arrived, the man was screaming hysterically.

"Try to calm down, sir," said the paramedic, "and we'll try to see what's wrong. At least you weren't flung through the windscreen like your girlfriend."

 

"Aargh!" screamed the man even more. "Have you seen what's in her mouth?"
 

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The chairman turned to his secretary and said,

"I'll never forget that week we spent together in the Paris, will you?"

"I don't know," she replied,

 

"it depends how much it's worth."
 

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