Popular Post Hamus Yaigh 1065 Posted March 31 Popular Post Share Posted March 31 Wanted to make a Suez Canal joke but it’s too late now! That ship has sailed. 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites
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ravip 6188 Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 Never found all 27. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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Popular Post ballpoint 20136 Posted March 31 Popular Post Share Posted March 31 Yesterday I went to the zoo and watched the monkeys masturbating furiously…. …then the zookeeper told me to pull my trousers up and never visit again. 2 6 Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post ballpoint 20136 Posted March 31 Popular Post Share Posted March 31 I miss the innocence of my youth, playing football below Beachy Head, using jumpers as goalposts 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites
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sanuk711 11880 Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 1 hour ago, ravip said: Never found all 27. You want to think about starting a new thread with this--- I have many of them also, other sites give a small prize--- & its quite popular. Link to post Share on other sites
ravip 6188 Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 8 minutes ago, sanuk711 said: You want to think about starting a new thread with this--- I have many of them also, other sites give a small prize--- & its quite popular. Would be a good idea, if more people are interested. Link to post Share on other sites
tifino 9464 Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 4 hours ago, sanuk711 said: . reminds me of my box full of mobile phone lithium cells all bloated 150% size... Link to post Share on other sites
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Popular Post ravip 6188 Posted March 31 Popular Post Share Posted March 31 A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theatre. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man. “Sir, you're only allowed one seat, can you please sit up?" The man groans, but remains seated. The Usher becoming impatient with the man, "sir, if you don't get up, I will need to get my manager involved" Again the man just groans, which infuriates the Usher as he marches off to get the manager. In a few moments he returns with the manager and they both repeatedly attempt to move him, but with no success. It was at this point that the manager calls the police. Moments later, a police officer arrives and approaches the man, "alright buddy, what's your name?" "Sam" the man moans. "And where ya from Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied, "the balcony". 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post ravip 6188 Posted March 31 Popular Post Share Posted March 31 A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you. Don't bother coming after me.” Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone. "She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like." He hung up, grabbed his keys and left. She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed. Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote... "I can see your feet. We're outta bread: be back in five minutes. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post tomazbodner 5013 Posted March 31 Popular Post Share Posted March 31 A very rare photo of a truck stopping for a sip of water... 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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tomazbodner 5013 Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 Words of wisdom: It's better to be a black sheep in the family than a white sheep at butcher's... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
tomazbodner 5013 Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 See yourself? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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