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Popular Post ballpoint Posted June 23, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 23, 2021 A pompous member of the middle classes dies and comes to the Pearly Gates. St Peter scans the list and tells him that he is destined for the other place. The goodly man explodes with rage; "You must have that wrong; I've been a model Christian all my life! I've kept all the Commandments, I go to church every Sunday and always put £20 in the collection! This is outrageous! I demand that you go to God and get him to rescind this ridiculous decision! St Peter, a bit world-weary, agrees and goes off to find God. On his return, the man asks "What did God say about this dreadful mistake?" "You can have the money back. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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