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warfie, June 5, 2009 in Jokes - puzzles and riddles - make my day!
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"How many Thai Visa members does it take to change a light bulb?"
One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing
December 4, 2018
An Amish family decides to go to New York for the first Time in their lives; Mother, Father and their son.
They go into the Empire State Building. As they're walking around they notice the
Understanding The Buddha’s Teachings
8 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:
Or maybe because they did!
I've just bought a new mouse mat.
That should stop them leaving footprints all over the kitchen
I'm convinced 90% of the software on my computer doesn't do anything
except send me notifications that there's a new version of itself.
A pompous member of the middle classes dies and comes to the Pearly Gates. St Peter scans the list and tells him that he is destined for the other place. The goodly man explodes with rage;
"You must have that wrong; I've been a model Christian all my life! I've kept all the Commandments, I go to church every Sunday and always put £20 in the collection! This is outrageous! I demand that you go to God and get him to rescind this ridiculous decision!
St Peter, a bit world-weary, agrees and goes off to find God.
On his return, the man asks "What did God say about this dreadful mistake?"
"You can have the money back.
I've been learning German for twenty years.
It's zwanzig jahre.
Did you know the word Ikea is actually made up of two Swedish words?
Ika, meaning Sunday
and keya, meaning "ruined'.
The Department of Health is looking for couples who have been married for 7 years or more
to educate people on social distancing
Police recently reopened a 1980s cold case of an unidentified female murder victim.
After forensics DNA tested sperm stains on the woman's dress they found 285 matches.
The victim has been named as Eileen.
Alright, I can't spell Armageddon,
but it's not the end of the world.
The sign at the Hospital which states
may not mean what you might think.
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