scottiejohn 8,057 #61 Posted December 13, 2018 Q. How do you know Santa has to be a man? Ans. No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year. Q. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? Ans. You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. Q. What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Ans. Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. ! Q. What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Ans. Platform shoes ! Q. What did the big candle say to the little candle ? Ans. I'm going out tonight ! Q. What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snowman? A. Frostbite. Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring? A. Chill-dren. Q. Where do Snowmen go to dance? A. To snowballs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottiejohn 8,057 #63 Posted December 13, 2018 How do you know Santa is good at karate? He has a black belt! What do you call an old snowman? Water. What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing - it was on the house! What does Santa say at the start of a race? Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho! Where do snowmen keep money? In a snow bank. What type of cars do elves drive? Toy-otas. Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman? Because he is so cool! What do you call a cat on Christmas Eve? Sandy Claws. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jvs 4,202 #68 Posted December 15, 2018 Sorry ,no xmas this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottiejohn 8,057 #73 Posted December 16, 2018 HOW A SCOTSMAN LIKE ME GETS HIS YARD CLEARED AND PAID FOR IT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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