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What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
Snow.

 

What never eats at Christmas dinner?
The turkey – it’s stuffed.

 

Where does a stuttering Santa stay when he is on holiday?
At a Ho-ho-ho-tel.

 

What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May?
A puddle!

 

Did you know that Rudolph the Reindeer never went to school?
He was elf taught.
 

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