kayo Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 evidence please? the deaf man heard it , the blind man saw it , and the dumb man shouted ' fire , fire ' y'see.. now I know you are lying. A liar went to douse a fire "Crikey" he though he heard, turned around and saw a ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mid Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 y'see.. now I know you are lying. the fire brigade was drawn by six dead white horses, went around a straight corner at ninety miles an hour and nearly killed them . they arrived ten minutes before the fire started and, put it out with kerosene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I sometimes look at the stars and ask meself, "what is the stars? what is the stars"(if anyone gets this one I'll give them 5 gold stars!) Sean O'Casey. I was hoping someone would get it! Pleased can you all give me 5 stars... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidjtayler Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Twas a dark and stormy night and skipper said to Jack ... Jack! Tell us a story and this is how it went ... Twas a dark and stormy night and skipper said to Jack ... Jack! Tell us a story and this is how it went ... Twas a dark and stormy night and skipper said to Jack ... Jack! Tell us a story and this is how it went ... Twas a dark and stormy night and skipper said to Jack ... Jack! Tell us a story and this is how it went ... ad infanitum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldcrush Posted February 24, 2007 Author Share Posted February 24, 2007 This is That. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 This is That. Forgive them for they know not what they write Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanLaw Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Not wishing to be nasty to the original poster but I think this will take some beating in this section QUOTE(Strofkrol @ 2007-02-24 20:00:44) Hello I live in Belgium, one says to me much of many engines Honda NICE. Is to put on a Honda Monkey, a friend has a woman Inhabitant of Thailand and it me council to ask on the forum. If you know has who I to ask that little interests to me to buy (1 or +). Thank you. To help the poster Anyone from Belgium ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldcrush Posted February 24, 2007 Author Share Posted February 24, 2007 This is That. Forgive them for they know not what they write Authority is a funny thing... it either comes with a gun or a small cock. Forgive me I know not what I write. My God is dead and yet i am alive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Not wishing to be nasty to the original poster but I think this will take some beating in this sectionQUOTE(Strofkrol @ 2007-02-24 20:00:44) Hello I live in Belgium, one says to me much of many engines Honda NICE. Is to put on a Honda Monkey, a friend has a woman Inhabitant of Thailand and it me council to ask on the forum. If you know has who I to ask that little interests to me to buy (1 or +). Thank you. To help the poster Anyone from Belgium ? I had a issue with some tissue got stuck to my duck so i wet it with spittle and gave it a tug off i went for another .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldcrush Posted February 24, 2007 Author Share Posted February 24, 2007 Theres to much confusion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mid Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 (edited) said the joker to the thief spelling Edited February 24, 2007 by Mid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 There must be some kind of way out of here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldcrush Posted February 24, 2007 Author Share Posted February 24, 2007 (edited) Never Lop Laughs Edited February 24, 2007 by lopburiguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Is that you Lop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldcrush Posted February 24, 2007 Author Share Posted February 24, 2007 Is that you Lop? its my evil twin... you can call him Harold Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanLaw Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 If today is the first day of the rest of my life WHAT WAS YESTERDAY ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldcrush Posted February 24, 2007 Author Share Posted February 24, 2007 Christmas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanLaw Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Christmas? ARRRR missed it BUT One of the joys of being Buddhist Not having to purchase Christmas presents (Long time to convince the children though) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldcrush Posted February 24, 2007 Author Share Posted February 24, 2007 However I bet you spend alot on those buckets of gifts for monks. so it could be Christmas everyday in your world! Joy to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanLaw Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 However I bet you spend alot on those buckets of gifts for monks. so it could be Christmas everyday in your world!Joy to you NNNARRRR Did that in the last life This time sell the buckets (Granddad was Jewish) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaiDamJungLoei Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Wholly Mackerel! Somethin' smells fishy around here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanLaw Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Wholly Mackerel! Somethin' smells fishy around here! Sir You insult the females in my family? Pistols at dawn Nice girl Dawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaonghais Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 I can not remember the things that I have forgotten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 It's a wet bird that flies by night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrus Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Wholly Mackerel! Somethin' smells fishy around here! Sir You insult the females in my family? Pistols at dawn Nice girl Dawn He'd shag the crack of dawn, if it had hairs above it............ redrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dan Sai Kid Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 If you read this post within 2 days you will stub your toe, it will be quite sore for a while - and maybe you'll think the nail is going to go black - but it won't. To stop yourself stubbing your toe you must post this twice somewhere on the forum!! Or, you could just stub your toe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanLaw Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 (edited) If you read this post within 2 days you will stub your toe, it will be quite sore for a while - and maybe you'll think the nail is going to go black - but it won't.To stop yourself stubbing your toe you must post this twice somewhere on the forum!! Or, you could just stub your toe! Up at Sparrow Fart this morning (Just before crack of Dawn) & To Late To Late Toe + Chair= PAIN Ouch Ouch Ouch Why you not warn sooner? Edited February 26, 2007 by IvanLaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanLaw Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 I82QB4IP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 I smell. you smell, we smell. but he really reeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldcrush Posted February 26, 2007 Author Share Posted February 26, 2007 FARMYARD CAKES 1lb Cumberland sausage, 6 eggs, 6 rounds fried bread, salt and pepper. Divide sausage into six round cakes, having removed the skin, and fry until cooked. Poach eggs separately, place each sausage cake on a round of fried bread with egg on top, sprinkle with salt and pepper, decorate with a sprig of parsley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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