"That's where I tugged, officer". Police called after gas station in Lampang complaints

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"That's where I tugged, officer". Police called after gas station in Lampang complaints

 

Picture: Sanook

 

New Year began badly for a Lampang man after he was reported to police for masturbating at the urinals. 

 

Our picture this shows 28 year old Theerasak pointing to the scene of the crime with his finger - well, we think he is using his finger. 

 

The maid at the PTT station in Muang district had earlier shrieked in horror when she had seen Theersak "pulling the kite strings" as figuratively minded Thais like to say. 

 

She had been scrubbing the floor while the man had been rubbing something else. 

 

Pump attendant Wathee and his mates made a citizen's arrest then called the long arm of the law to take the matter in hand. 

 

Theerasak admitted it was a fair cop. He was still horny from the night before and he had been going for it for ten minutes when he was seen. 

 

It had taken longer than he anticipated to satisfy his lustful urges, he remarked matter-of-factly. 

 

The PTT staff said they were fed up after lots of such cases - many involving the same man who usually disappeared on his motorbike when he was seen. 

 

This time they decided to make an arrest themselves and call the cops.

 

Source: Sanook

 

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[Aachen]

The world is soooo bad...

[Phuketshrew]

Obviously not aware of the "more than 3 shakes" rule ...

[edwinchester]

Missed the first comma and thought he was giving a Police Officer a tugging.

[mok199]

''Get a stall''........Right then,that's enough TVF for today....

[colinneil]

What a w+++er.

[worgeordie]

He must have a urinal fetish,it's a strange World,populated by stranger people.

regards worgeordie

[roo860]

I always stop at that station on my way to Utteradit on motorbike. Am going again tomorrow, will have to be careful I don't slip on something in the lavvies!

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[1337markus]

Crime of the year, 2019!

[NCC1701A]

2 hours ago, webfact said:

well, we think he is using his finger.

it is his finger. no way you could see the real thing.

[seahorse]

Lots of such cases? Is this maid so hot that men can't control themselves? 

[Darcula]

3 hours ago, webfact said:

He was still horny from the night before and he had been going for it for ten minutes when he was seen. 

A reenactment of a reenactment, this was.

[bluesofa]

27 minutes ago, Darcula said:

A reenactment of a reenactment, this was.

Come again?

[Krataiboy]

2 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

it is his finger. no way you could see the real thing.

Too thick to be anything else.

[Justgrazing]

5 hours ago, webfact said:

The maid at the PTT station in Muang district had earlier shrieked in horror when she had seen Theersak "pulling the kite strings" 

before bursting into laughter at the chipolata on display ..

 

5 hours ago, webfact said:

Theerasak admitted it was a fair cop. He was still horny from the night before and he had been going for it for ten minutes 

as I had taken some copee Viagra the day before he finished off with .. 

 

[ReMarKable]

So the article "begs the question" (note used incorrectly, but commonly used this way, but it really refers to a logical error of circular reasoning); of where in public can a healthy and horny Thai masturbate in public?  I guess investigated journalists from other countries will have to uncover the answer.

[observer90210]

And the "dangerous culprit" also needs a good pair of glasses...to spot the CCTV cams all over !......On second thoughts, would the employees have squeaked as such,  if it was a busty, female cutie hottie filing her nails on her hairy below ? ????

[roo860]

I hope he'll receive a 'stiff ' sentence.

 

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[hotchilli]

Tut tut pointing more than "Percy at the porcelain" !!!

[Burma Bill]

Lots of "comings" and goings at petrol station urinals! 

[toofarnorth]

On Wednesday, January 02, 2019 at 12:36 PM, edwinchester said:

Missed the first comma and thought he was giving a Police Officer a tugging.

That is what I thought , add getting yer collar felt and this could be the tug of the year.

[JimmyJ]

On 1/2/2019 at 3:00 AM, Justgrazing said:

before bursting into laughter at the chipolata on display ..

 

as I had taken some copee Viagra the day before he finished off with .. 

 

An outdoor open air bathroom?