Another new hazard on the road

[FolkGuitar]

1 hour ago, Gonzo the Face said:

I've been thinking about a new invention for some time now.  I think its time has come. Let me hear what you think.  

You know the little crawler that mechanics use when they lay on their backs and roll under your car for repairs, well I want to get a huge rubber band with a foot crank for power and use that for city street travel.  Think about it,  You could lay on your back or stomach and even read a book or watch a movie on your phone while driving/riding around the city.  Great Idea Huh ??

 

I think retirement agrees with you. Please come up with more suggestions.